I was 15 years old when I tried, unsuccessfully, to roll my first joint. It was this weird conundrum that I simply could not wrap my head around. How could I very easily, vigorously, tap away at the buttons of my PlayStation controller without even considering looking down, but no matter the focus and hand-positioning, my joints always turned out looking, well, off?
Fast-forward more than two decades and my rolling has only ever-so-slightly improved. I mean, I am better, per say, (the joints are definitely smokable) but, by no means would I call them great. I’ve accomplished a lot in my life, but the whole thing about rolling joints is not part of that and I have more or less accepted it.
It’s a good thing, though, that I am not alone in that pain. There are a lot of cannabis smokers who can’t either, and I take solace in knowing that. Another good thing is that LP’s acknowledge this pain point in the market and have all addressed, via pre-rolls, as part of their consumer-focused product play.
Pre-rolls are the best thing to happen to a consumer product since bread started being sold sliced. It takes something good and makes it a lot better. But, like sliced bread, there is a lot to choose from, so we decided to round up a few of our more popular options for consideration:
WINK by TREC Brands
An acronym for Trust Respect Equality and Compassion, the first thing these pre-rolls do is do just that: earn your trust and respect, putting security first! Packed in a convenient, child-proof carrying case, these pre-rolls are the perfect companion for a day out.
Indica by Kolab Project
These THC-dominant pre-rolls are the perfect nightcap after a long day. Hand-finished with only premium whole flower (never shake, d’uh), they should be your go-to choice when you’re ready to wind-down for some personal time before bed.
Diesel by SPINACH
Diesel (derived from the “Sour” Diesel cultivar, to the OG’s reading this) is one of — if not the — most iconic strain names to ever be cultivated. So let’s give respect where it’s due. Diesel tastes as good as it smells and packs the punch you’re looking for (if you’re looking for it). Whole flower or pre-roll, Diesel never disappoints.
Ace Valley
These high-CBD pre-rolls come in three varieties: Great White Shark, Kosher Kush and OG Melon. Each some in packs of three 0.5g joints, perfect to grab before a weekend away or a chill night at home. Grab Great White Shark or Kosher Kush for a mellowing effect. If you’re looking for something uplifting, though, OG Melon is the way to go.
Each option — all which are available via our online store — brings all the best of each respective LP’s flower that we know and love, and puts it into our hands for easier consumption. It’s a win-win for all.
